
While Jessica Biel is in London filming her new movie, Justin Timberlake is supposedly keeping busy with Kate Hudson. In defiance of all logic, the two have been spotted together recently and it’s been more than friendly. Life & Style reports:
Justin was spotted in early February having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in NYC with Kate Hudson. And on Jan. 11, Justin and Kate were seen at the new club Villa in Hollywood and reports circulated that they kissed.
There’s no way this can be true. Justin Timberlake wouldn’t just wake up one morning and decide he hates having sex with Jessica Biel which is scientifically impossible. That’s like getting into Heaven and saying “Eh. It’s alright, I guess. Do you mind if I just slam my penis in the Pearly Gates instead?” Because that’s what I imagine sex with Kate Hudson is like. And also Matthew McConaughey is in the background bench-pressing a walrus. I should really see a therapist.
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Sunday, February 24th, 2008

A New Jersey woman purchased some items at an auction that belonged to Tara Reid’s grandmother. The items include a ton of Tara’s baby photos and letters the grandmother wrote to baby Tara. But the Reid family doesn’t seem to be interested, according to Page Six:
“These are sentimental family heirlooms,” said the current owner. “It has no monetary value but looks like it would be valuable to the family.” She′s tried reaching out to the Reid family, but, “They just don’t seem interested, or maybe they aren’t even aware we have it.”
I happen to have a copy of one those letters right here. Let’s take a peak at this precious exchange from a loving grandmother:
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Sunday, February 24th, 2008

These are stills from Christina Aguilera’s appearance on Ellen yesterday. For those of you who couldn’t sit through the video, here’s the highlights. And by highlights I mean her boobs. I don’t know why I felt the need to spell that out. It’s pretty much a given on this site. I guess sometimes I want to make sure we’re all on the same page. And by the same page I mean her boobs.
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