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Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo make their living by simply showing up at places. They get paid to visit tropical resorts that need publicity or do photo shoots at department stores. Nick just has to stand around for a couple hours and take pictures. Easy stuff, right? Apparently not for Nick Lachey. Page Six reports:

According to a source at JC Penney’s “American Living” launch at Skylight on Hudson Street, “Nick was complaining the whole time he was there. He started whining, ‘When can I get out of here?’ and refusing to take photos. That’s what he was paid to show up for.”

Jesus. Nick Lachey’s life really is sheer torture. I mean, the dude gets handed bags full of dough but he has to smile for pictures. I had no idea such inhumane practices go on in this country. But, on top of that, he has to go home and bang Vanessa Minnillo. I don′t know how he does it day after day. Gandhi had it easier than this. Actually, I’m serious about that. Gandhi was never forced to have a conversation with Jessica Simpson. If he did, he’d probably have thrown himself underneath an elephant.

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Jennifer Lopez is concerned that a plot may be afoot to kidnap her newborn twins. Her husband Marc Anthony made sure security is tight at North Shore University Hospital, according to Life & Style:

The hospital reportedly stepped up its security drills, which involve locking down the hospital in case a baby is kidnapped or otherwise vanishes. “They practiced the alerts twice a week in early February,” says a staffer. “That definitely had to do with J.Lo.”
“Babies have been kidnapped before,” a friend notes. “Jennifer had obvious concerns about security.”

Who would want to steal J-Lo’s offspring? Either the government for some crazy X-Files shit. Or Ben Affleck. Yeah, that’s right, I said it: Ben motherfucking Affleck. He might look all innocent but that guy has baby-stealer written all over him. I saw Daredevil. He’s capable of some seriously messed up stuff. I’m blowing this case wide open!

UPDATE: Jennifer Garner just kicked down my cubicle and continually karate chopped me in the groin. I retract my comments about Ben Affleck. Also - no, I can’t say it. Don’t make me! *nad chop* Okay! Daredevil should′ve won an Oscar! Are you happy? Oh, God, I feel so dirty. I’ll never get over this. I - Ooh! Who brought donuts?

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In our traditional homes, we can see the housewife cleaning all the dishes, knives, spoons, cups, and saucers keeping cleanliness and hygiene in mind after every meal.

Most of the people now a day opt to become corporate and are now busy going to office and then coming back to home. That is why the kitchen duty feels like a burden to everyone after completing the rest of the work. But then again we can give up all this by just being practical enough in buying a good handy …

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